The story of my life is a story of life itself. My story is about life as I experience it, and the journey toward what I believe is the best version of myself. My past has been about struggle and pain and triumph and loss. My future is about the growth of the person that I am becoming.
The story of my life is something I’ve told myself for many years, and I’ve tried many different ways to tell it.
I told it to my wife, and she told it to me. We had a lot of conversations about life, death, and life after life, and she also used a lot of the stories I told her to keep herself from killing herself when she was a teenager. So when I told it to my wife, she told me that I should not tell it to anyone else. But she did tell me what I wrote down, so I will share it with you now.
The story is an amalgamation of several of my favorite stories. Of course, there are many more, including one where I tell the story of a guy who gets stuck in his room all day and drinks vodka. The story I told my husband was the story of how I lost my virginity and then had to go to the hospital to get pregnant.
But why did it happen that way? Well, after the first two pregnancies I said to my husband, “I think I just want to have two children.” And he said, “You are a really good girl. You should have one baby.” I told him that the first pregnancy was the worst one. She was a terrible girl. She got pregnant and she just didn’t eat. She didn’t eat anything.
When we were pregnant with our first child, I was so depressed that I had to run out and buy a vodka tonic. I guess I was trying to get drunk. I could see myself so drunk and I wanted to have a party. I wanted to have a party so badly. So I opened up the vodka bottle and drank it. I was really happy. I was so happy. I was so happy. It was so relaxing.
My wife and I both like to drink. We’ve had some of the best parties ever, so we’ve drunk a lot of vodka. Not only do we like to drink, but we also enjoy the taste. We’ve even drunk vodka on the job (when we were in the restaurant business). I love alcohol. I love the taste. I love the feeling of being drunk. I love the feeling of not having anything. I love the feeling of a party.
That’s what we’re talking about. So, when you’re in a new, new place and you’re not sure where to go, the most fun you can have is to find someplace where you can get drunk. It’s the best way to kill some time.
The best drink to get drunk in is probably vodka. And you can get drunk at a vodka tasting bar, which is the only place where you can actually get drunk with the vodka. The best vodka to get drunk at is probably the vodka that comes in a glass.