I know. It’s a bit of an oddity, but there is a very strong correlation between the words “alcohol” and “u” in the phrase “start with u.” So, maybe that’s why we’re talking about it right now: to use the word “u” as a verb in an expression.
That’s just what I’m saying. But it’s not the only thing I’m saying.
The other strange thing is that you can have several drinks before starting to remember what u was so drunk on. This is the part where u starts to seem like just the thing you were drunk on. The reason I mentioned this is because I found this out the hard way. I was drunk on vodka and I was having a conversation with my friend that was about to begin.
I was talking to my friend about some random thing. It was a very random thing. And she said that I was drunk. And I said, “Yeah, I guess so.” And she said, “Well I think you’re drunk.” And then she said, “Well I think you’re drunk.” I said, “I’m not drunk, I’m just talking.” And she said, “You’re drunk.” And I said, “Well I’m not drunk.
I was really disappointed in this because I thought that was the first step in the process that would lead me to realizing whether I really was drunk. Now the interesting thing to me is that even though she said that I was drunk, she never said that she thought I was drunk. She said that I was drunk, but she never said that she thought I was drunk.
So, I guess that leaves us with the question, how can you tell if you really are drunk? Well, for starters, take the time to drink every few hours, if you can. If you drink enough that you’re a little tipsy and you can’t remember what happened earlier, then you’re probably drunk. But if you drank more than a couple of times in a row, you’re probably not so drunk as you think you are.
It’s important to note that the only way to tell if you’re drunk is to drink a few drinks. So if you can’t remember what happened on Tuesday, then you probably are drunk, but that doesn’t mean you’re not drunk. Just because you’re drunk on a Tuesday doesn’t mean that you’re not drunk on a Thursday.
Now if youre going to be so vague about what you did on a Wednesday and youre drunk on a Thursday, then youre probably not as drunk as you think you are. Just because you cant remember getting you drunk on Tuesday doesnt mean that youre not drunk on any other day.
Well, you could be drunk on a Monday and youre not drunk on a Wednesday. Unless you are a complete ass, then your memory is really messed up. You could also be drunk on a Tuesday and youre not drunk on any other day. But you cant drink more than one drink, so you are still drunk on Tuesday.
This is why I recommend a balanced diet. Not only will it help you not be drunk and confused all the time, but it will also help you be more observant and responsible. Because if you dont have a good balance of alcohols and sodas, then you could get into a spot that could land you in the ER.